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10 Reasons Kick-Ass Kicks Ass

Kick-Ass is out on DVD and BluRay now, and if you’re a self respecting comic book fanboy you already own your copy. If not, here are ten reasons why the movie lives up to it’s name.

Assisted suicide via Hit Girl

Towards the end of the movie, Hit Girl goes on a solo assault and does some awesome acrobatic work with a knife and rope; resulting in what is probably the coolest assisted suicide ever put on film. You can’t help but cheer.

Nic Cage channeling Adam West

It’s well known that Nicolas Cage is a huge comic geek (his name comes from Luke Cage and he named his son Kal-El), and he purposely modeled Big Daddy’s speech patterns after Adam West in the 60′s Batman series. The result is a spot-on homage.

Jetpack with gatling guns

So you have a jetpack and you attach two gatling guns to it. The result? Pure awesome.

Hit Girl’s mid-air reload

During the kick ass finale of the movie, you get some killer Hit Girl gunplay the likes of which hasn’t been seen since John Woo made good movies. Her mid-air, mid-run, dual pistol reload is just one part of the awesome in the scene.

Ultraviolence

Kick-Ass isn’t Spider-Man 3. As such don’t expect it to lay off on the ultraviolence. Limbs are severed, heads are blown open like juicy watermelons at a Gallagher show, and the results are very satisfying.

The comic references

Kick-Ass takes place in our world, where people read real comics. As such the movie is filled with references from all sorts of comics, notably Spider-Man, Wolverine, Superman, and even the 1989 Batman movie.

Nightvision FPS

Tell me you don’t want to play this part as a video game? It’s a thousand times cooler than the lame Doom movie that came out a few years ago, and that even had a FPS scene.

Strobe-light gunfight

Immediately following the cool nightvision FPS sequence, you get an amazing strobe-light shootout. Kick-Ass is a movie where the awesome just keeps escalating and doesn’t give up or disappoint.

It’s one of the best Superhero stories

When Kick-Ass reveals himself to the world, the movie really nails you with how well it gets the superhero story. It’s at this point when it really puts to shame 90% of the big name comic movie adaptations.

It’s better than the comic

Lets face it, the comic had a pretty crappy ending for Kick Ass. His entire world was in shambles. The movie is much better in this regard, as are the character’s back stories. You like Big Daddy a lot more in the movie as opposed to the comic, for example.

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  • Shooter
    August 5, 2010
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    #1

    I totally agree on the ending – and that mid air dual reload rocks.

  • Joe Rudkin
    August 6, 2010
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    #2

    I was incredibly surprised at how good this movie was!

  • Clarence Johnson
    August 7, 2010
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    #3

    Your analysis is spot on.

  • Bobby
    August 7, 2010
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    #4

    Who at the studio paid you to say this? This movie was terrible. Gatling guns on a rocket pack? Nicholas Cage? They should have just called this movie “Hit Girl” and made it a separate story from Kick-Ass. And you call yourself fanboys… furious at that…

  • Name
    August 7, 2010
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    #5

    Sounds like someone needs a timeout.

  • YourDumb
    August 7, 2010
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    #6

    If your a fanboy and a comic book reader I feel ashamed to be one too. This movie was average at best and a terrible comic-movie crossover. I Nic Cage = crap Big Daddy, Jetpack with gatling guns = WTF!! , ending was crap – the original ending is what MADE it a real superhero story. And if you think the movie was better, I hope you never set foot in a comic store again. I practically live in one, and ever serious reader that came in thought that it sucked.

    • oh hai
      August 7, 2010
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      #7

      You’re* What an ironic way to start an argument.

      • YourDumb
        August 7, 2010
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        #8

        don’t care. if you have no other way to argue someone’s point than to nitpick at grammar, go away.

        • no you're dumb
          August 7, 2010
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          #9

          It’s just funny you would call someone dumb and then start out with typo lol.

          • oofta
            August 7, 2010
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            #10

            i don’t think it was merely a typo. it is featured twice in just one instance. I think this is a problem. A serious problem.

    • Steve
      August 7, 2010
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      #11

      you practically live in a comic book store???? wow man, you got some life there! When you are old and grey and are at ‘you’re’ end of days i bet you can look down at those grandkids and say ”kids, ive had some life, i lived in a comic book store and experienced so much in life!”

      p.s get a life, moron

  • umm
    August 7, 2010
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    #12

    I really liked the movie. It was fun to watch but I thought the “happier” ending almost ruined it. The point in the book with Big Daddy revealing to the bad guys (and Kick-Ass) that his wife wasn’t really killed and he made the whole thing up so his daughter wouldn’t think he was a loser set up the best moment. Does Kick-Ass tell Hit iet the truth or let her continue to live out her fantasy? Sometimes fantasy is better than real life, which is kind of the point of comic books to begin with.

    I really think the reviewer missed the point. Badly.

  • sc
    August 7, 2010
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    #13

    I won’ say that the reviewer is wrong in saying the movie ending is better. I WILL say, however, that the movie ending did exactly what it was supposed to do. According to the creator, Kick-Ass is not over as a series, so to end on its original note allows us to know that there’s more to come.

    As for the movie ending, it wrapped everything up into a nice, neat little package and removed some darkness while keeping some edge. This made it more palatable to a public audience and helped to make the film more successful, thus creating leverage for a potential sequel, or leaving room for another such project.

    So maybe the reviewer needs to clarify on why exactly they consider it a better ending; was it because it was more palatable, or because they didn’t like the comic book?

  • Fanboy Troll
    August 7, 2010
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    #14

    Just because we are in the age of the interwebs, and any merry band of idiots can have their own spot light to self declare themselves as cool, doesn’t mean they actually are. Fanboys, you spend your entire lives around comic book stores and forms of fictional media. I can understand a love for art, and imagination, but you take it too far and let it overshadow real life. How about you stop arguing about who is or is not a real fan boy, because frankly, it doesn’t appear to be a good thing to be one.

    Kick-Ass was a kick-ass movie, regardless of it’s contrast to the comic. If they would have done the movie the same way they did the comic, it would have flopped.

  • Daddyoh This movie rocks..especially Hit Girl!
    August 7, 2010
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    #15

    Loved it Totally. Mo

  • Jim
    August 8, 2010
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    #16

    So basically we have studios writing these articles now? What a coincidence. A “why is this movie amazing” top-1o list coming as the DVD drops. Can’t wait for the Google/Verizon net-non-neutrality deal. Let’s turn the net into a shopping mall for idiots!

    • Fanboy Staff
      August 8, 2010
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      #17

      None of the Fanboy writers work for a studio.

  • kick ass blows
    August 8, 2010
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    #18

    this movie was sooooo bad. you all are dumb assholes for liking this movie.

    • Leeroy
      August 12, 2010
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      #19

      you strike me as the type of guy who sits down to take a piss.

  • dissertation
    August 31, 2010
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    #20

    Thanks for sharing

  • darren miller
    September 15, 2010
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    #21

    uh this movie seriously sucked i only laughed at the cats name and to say it has a better story than 90% of real comic movies is ludacris i am not coming back to this site

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    October 27, 2010
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  • joe237
    December 13, 2010
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    #24

    Awful. Awful. Awful garbage. Not good at all. The comic was awesome and I read it a few times. But the changes to the story in the movie are just sad and patronizing. It’s like the director or screenwriter just have no respect for the story or the fans intelliegence. Jetpack was ghey and getting the girl is dumb in an ongoing series. The resolution is just too abrupt and schmaltzy. And the jet pack sucks. They took all the work out of the win.

  • Tony
    February 14, 2011
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    #25

    I loved the movie, agree with all of these.

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