We may finally have a reason to have Twilight banned forever. According to ABC, the birthing scene in the new Twilight movie is giving people with epilepsy seizures! This is great news. If enough people suffer seizures, and if only one dies, that means they may be forced to stop showing the movie in theaters. Can’t you just taste the delicious bitter tears from Twitards who can’t see their 50th showing of the “film”? This isn’t an isolated incident either, seizures are being reported across the country.

If you remember a few years ago there was an outrage over an episode in Pokemon in Japan that caused kits to convulse on the floor. It was parodied on The Simpsons, and lead Nintendo to put a seizure warning you have to read every time you turn on your Wii. If we brought the hammer down on videogames because of this, it is only natural to do the same with the tripe called Twilight.