Go to any midnight showing of a superhero movie and you’ll see fanboys outside the theater following the movie arguing until the sun comes up about the most minor complaints. While more recent comic book movies have been less offensive, there have been some serious attacks on the world of fanboys over the years. Here are ten of the worst offenses and the ones that caused some of the most epic fanboy rage.
So the second Fantastic Four movie actually had the Silver Surfer in it. They even called him Norin Radd. All of the pieces were set for them to recreate one of the greatest Fantastic Four storylines ever…and then Galactus showed up as a giant cloud in space. A frackin’ cloud. I have an idea, lets make a new Star Wars movie where the Death Star is just a little balloon.
In the Spider-Man comics, Peter building his own webshooters and developing his webbing formula is an important part in showing how much of a genius he is. Raimi and crew threw that out the window when they gave him organic webshooters in the Spider-Man movies, and even worse they retconned those into the comics a couple years later. Thankfully the new Amazing Spider-Man movie will use mechanical webshooters that Peter builds in his attic.
The Batman Voice
As awesome as The Dark Knight was, everyone had to laugh as the Batman Voice got worse and worse as the movie went on. It wasn’t so bad in Batman Begins, but by the time Batman had to talk down Harvey Dent; it sounded like he has been smoking a carton a day for his entire life. Hopefully they’ll scale it back for the third movie.
Nipples on the Batsuit
Most fanboys could almost look past the codpiece and ass shots in Batman Forever, but when nipples were added to the Batman & Robin suits (but not Batgirl’s…hmmm); we had yet another reason to hate that movie aside from the horribleness that filled every second of it.
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