By now most people should know what happens in Amazing Spider-Man #700. The reason why Spidey writer Dan Slott has been getting real-life death threats is because he was a big fat idiot and decided to kill off Peter Parker in the final issue of Amazing Spider-Man. It looks like Peter’s creator may not have liked that decision much as Stan Lee responded to Slott’s birthday wishes on Twitter with this epic zinger:

@danslott what a gift, some guys give a nice cigar, a watch, but no not you, I get a dead #PeterParker Thanks for the bday wishes my friend!

— stan lee (@TheRealStanLee) December 27, 2012

Let that be a lesson to anyone planning on killing off one of Stan Lee’s creations.