Windows 8 sucks, the 8.1 update is a massive troll on users, and the Xbox One is on its way to crash and burn. How can Microsoft turn itself around? Well today they announced that Steve Ballmer will retire!
Microsoft’s shares skyrocketed with the news of him quitting, which ironically made him about $500 million richer just on the announcement. He’ll be gone as soon as he can select his replacement.
Hopefully this will usher in a new era for Microsoft. The only sad thing is we won’t see awesome videos such as these ever again, as whoever he choses to as his replacement can never reproduce these classics: