They look harmless.Â Soft features, big eyes and high pitched voices lure you in. Â Their natural defenses cause you to lower yours.Â A familiar song or nursery rhyme lead you off by yourself.Â Will you fall prey to this list of less than cuddly cherubs?
Grady Twins – The Shining (1980)
Often imitated The Grady Twins.Â Go with what works.Â Twins are creepy.
Emily and Jenna Strutemyer â€˜Itchy Girlsâ€™ â€“ Slither (2006)
Warning: Harboring the larval spawn of an invading species can lead to eczema.Â Itâ€™s not Poison Ivy, girls.
Children of the Corn (1984)
Glenn Beckâ€™s Romper Room.Â â€˜nuff said.
Wednesday Addams â€“ The Addams Family (1991/1993)
Ricciâ€™s Eight-head <(forehead)2> is enough to add this Addams to the list.
Kyra Collins â€“ The Sixth Sense (1999)
WTG out creeping an Osment.Â Well done.Â More Pine Sol?
Dylan Porter â€“ New Nightmare (1994)
Yeah, me tooâ€¦Never sleep again.
Tony Malone – Witch Mountain (1975/1978/2009)
Tony looked destined to turn evil.Â Glad he and his sister made The Fantastic Journey back for the Race to Witch Mountain.
Briana â€“ Quarantine (2008)
Small, angry child locked in a walk-up.Â Does not look like a head cold to me.
Tomas – The Orphanage (2007)
Simonâ€™s playmate takes care of him while Mom is busy.Â Hey, Mom, itâ€™s 10:00 do you know where the children are?
Lisa â€“ Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)
From darling to snarling faster than you can say â€œCome with me if you want toâ€¦oopsâ€
Toshio Saeki – (Ju-On)The Grudge (2002/2003)
You would be creepy too if your Mom was a croaking Cousin It look-alike with a bone to pick.
Henry Evans – The Good Son (1993)
Macaulay Culkin successfully steps outside his Uncle Buck/Home Alone character.Â Elijah Wood successfully claims the success reserved for all three Lawrence brothers.
Bubblegum Gang â€“ Hostel (2005)
Guys in a warehouse paying $1000â€™s for a human life.Â On the street you are worth a piece of gum.
Damien Thorn – The Omen (1976)
The gold standard for evil in a teeny tiny package.Â Talk about diplomatic immunity.
Sadako Yamamura – Ring (1998)
Sheâ€™s not the first ghostly girl with long locks and a Grudge.Â She will hound you worse than Blockbuster for those extended rental charges.
Haley Stark – Hard Candy (2005)
Can you torture an alleged pedophile enough to feel sorry for him?â€¦Almost.
Gage Creedâ€“Pet Semetary (1989)
The ground over there has gone sour.Â Sometimes dead is better.Â Still not sleeping.
Jane Hudson â€“ What ever Happened to Sweet Baby Jane (1962)
Maybe you caught the remake â€“ The Two Coreys (too soon?)
Regan MacNeil â€“ The Exorcist (1973)
Spider Walking, Pea Soup, Vulgar Profanity, Inappropriate use of a crucifix.Â See, Mr. Roth, no need for the Last one when the First one was so good.
Corey Feldman â€“ Just Corey Feldman (1971/Present)
Heâ€™s creepy.Â I think he knows it and it makes him a little sad.Â Gremlins, Lost Boys, Stand By Me, Friday the 13th IV-V and License to Drive make Feldman a franchise player.
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