I hate to break it to you, but Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is actually the fourth Star Wars Prequel. Set before the events of A New Hope, that makes it a Prequel to the Original Trilogy, and it even features characters from both The Clone Wars and the Prequel Trilogy appearing in it. This has sparked a threat of a boycott from those pathetic fans who hate the Star Wars movies that an entire generation of kids grew up with.
“Disturbing rumors have been circulating as of late regarding direct prequel references and even actors infiltrating Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016). As one of the leaders of the True Fans, I find this information to be most distressing.
As one of the True Fans, I know the damage done by George to Star Wars with the disgraceful prequels. We cannot allow Disney to become corrupted by acknowledging the prequels directly. We must make a stand against this if it happens.
I’m calling on those True Fans such as myself to make a pledge to boycott this film and send Disney a message that the prequels will not be tolerated!
The True Voice of the Fandom”
I think there’s only one response to these idiots: